Introduction
In the following posts I will be explaining in as great detail as I can on the subject I call "Basic Ways to Kill a Monkey for Free". Now don't get your hopes up too high there will be some costs involved, but compared to most solutions, it's practically free. Hope to enlighten many of you on this subject, I'll be posting soon.
posted by Eric at 9:59 PM
2 Comments:
Thank you for this service, you know the midwest has been overrun with those cursed monkeys. I would like to make it from my house to my car without having to dodge feces being thrown at me.... Wait thats my weird neighbor, but monkeys are annoying too. More power to you.
Hey monkey boy, what, you afraid to tell us your secrets. You just tease us with a promise of the knowledge of how to kill monkeys and then welch on it. Thats just bad form. The monkey are ruining my life you got to help me man. Oh some ideas on how to deal with my weird neighbor would be helpful too. Dry cleaning bill is getting out of hand. If you happen to be a family member of Eric and he was killed by the monkeys then please disregard. Cheers MonkeyHater
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